The one with the wedding- it’s her special day, she’s about to get married to the man of her dreams, the man she loves and will continue to love until the day she dies (ostensibly).
Everything culminates into the shining epitome of perfection when, at the end of the aisle, he presents her with a bouquet. Forget your own bunch of lilies, roses, whatnot for walking down the aisle- why would you want that when you have…
a bouquet of ferrero roche chocolate wrappers, lovingly shaped, arranged, and presented to the radiant bride.
It’s all a beautiful picture. But the real question is:
what happened to the chocolate?
